Let investors get miffed
when they find they’ve been stiffed. Repeal all the rules,
cast regulations adrift.
For each fool’s paradise,
Give investment advice. “The Art of
the Grift” will make kick-backs quite swift.
Millions tuned in for the
speech of Mike Pence, Trump’s Veep selection that
made the most sense, But Manafort’s fibbing
‘Bout Melania’s cribbing, Plus boos for Ted Cruz were
extremely intense.
Young women born since
glass ceilings got cracks, Which were made by
Hillary in colorful slacks,
Will help assure proof
Of that frangible roof In her campaign for
POTUS and success to the max.
DNC’s
e-mails, which were rather defamatory,
Got leaked and made Sanders’ dead-enders
accusatory.
Then something worse –
A moderate curse –
Giving Kaine keys to the Naval Observatory!
Voting for ‘no-one’ would
be most unwise. Must all Republicans
renounce their franchise? Sure, most of Trump’s
twitting Has shown him unfitting. Let GOP voters split
ballots crosswise.
Our GOP candidate seems bent on obliquity. While polls show rejection
approaching ubiquity,
Let’s not get too lazy
By saying he’s crazy, Pronounce Trump’s unfitness
as hateful iniquity!
To explain the volcanoes that erupt in
his head Trump does
not use logic or knowledge. Instead, In poll-based
orations, He makes phony
citations: “Many people are saying [what I just
said].”
In divining the leverage
in Vlad’s game of chess, An old hacker in France,
with infinite regress, Finds Putin so strong That Trump goes along, But without those tax
filings, voters must guess.
Some facts tend to be
sleepy stem-winders.
Campaign advisers can be mindless minders:
Per-cents must be thrifty,
“Forty-seven” not “fifty,”
Put deplorable voters in “baskets” not “binders.”
The GOP candidate was
horrible. Trump proved just how much
he’s ‘deplorable’,
Using ‘stamina’ to pillory
His opponent named Hillary. Her rejoinders were really
adorable.
Trump’s campaign staff,
housekeeping and clerical Features Newtie and Rudy
with spouses numerical,
Plus Roger and Chris
With waste lines amiss. No wonder their candidate
gets so hysterical.
An octogenarian living in
Brittany Has asked that his
neighbors officially
Conceal all his doggerel
‘Til Hillary’s inaugural Since his birth place was
Etats Unis.
The Founders assured
presidential succession With or without the
loser’s concession.
With grimace and whine
Donald Trump will decline To grant Mrs. Clinton a
gracious accession.
Every year we rate roasting
at the Al Smith Dinner: Whether slack-jaw guffaw or
diffident grinner.
But Trump is unhinged,
So this year we cringed At deplorable swipes at our
popular winner.
Then there’s campaign
manager Kellyanne Whose limericks are hard to
make scan. As each interview beckons, She fills thirty seconds With a whole lot more words
in her last line than just about anybody else can.
Republican big-wigs are forced to
bemoan: For anti-Trump
votes there’s no way to atone. In
both Senate and House
Who votes Mickey Mouse Secures Clinton’s win, let truth be
known.
You
see Clinton’s flaws as a candidate? And Trump’s potential
as potentate.
Your blank ballot’s indifference
Confirms the weird inference: That the opposite of
love is not hate.
The ceiling looks like
glass at first glance, But
as explained to my friends here in France, “Historians
will
note Hillary
won
the vote!” Le Collège des
Électeursmérite l’askance!
Beyond
Trump’s campaign song, “Get me elected!” New
policies are boring and can be neglected Never
mind
all that stuff. Winning
votes
was enough. We hear, “I’m fine with that!” So few
laws are affected!
POTUS
Elect was quick to select one Jefferson B. Sessions. Department
of Justice might not like racist transgressions,
Since Jeff’s warmth is more luke
Than Grand Wizard Duke, But
Civil Rights Laws get crushed by state-law
aggressions.