Message forwarded to Sophisticated:The
by Ed Walker in 2003 (author unknown)
>> 1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like
>> to have dinner out.
>> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
>> 3. Add 5 (for Sunday).
>> 4. Multiply by 50 (no reason, just do it).
>> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year
>> If you have not, add 1752.
>> 6. Now subtract the four digit year in which you were
>> You should now have a three digit number. The first
digit is the
>> number you picked -- how many times a week that you
>> like to have dinner out. The next two digits are...
>> YOUR AGE! [exclamation point
in the original]