puke v. To vomit.
Forbidden
by my mother, of course (see pancake).
Far as I know, "barf" had not yet been coined, else it would have made
the list. The expression "throw up" was mandated in place of "vomit,"
although surely not because of its euphemistic properties.
There have been times when I would have enjoyed using
the term. Not always as a verb, though. It would be a neat
epithet for people who exceed my forbearance by asking the ultimate uncreative
question, "What's the point?"
Instead, out of respect for my late mother, I have from
time to time come up with polite rejoinders. Let one sonnet serve
as a case in :
Now, neither chide nor
with pride
If shape defames a
in space.
Artistic brush with
provide
Unhurried ilistic
pace.
Make foot of meter's ed
rhyme
Ap such colors
poets hew.
And do ap a
in time
From which to frame a
of view.
With blank logic
prose compact
No of honor
virtue earn.
Let less lyrics,
of fact,
Reach music's
of no return,
So, of order,
Patrol!
My ? All counter
extoll!
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