Copyright © 2005 by Paul Niquette. All rights reserved. |
-- Will Rogers,
commenting on geographic migration
during the economic depression of the 1930s. |
or an exercise in the metric system, a certain teacher asked her fourth-grade students to calculate their respective heights in centimeters. As they left the classroom for recess, she wrote their names on the blackboard alongside their heights in two lists as follows: |
|
Calies
|
|
|
Wailyn
144
Nollyn 135 Pailwyn 137 Courtlyn 124 Soulyn 140 Gladwyn 128 Ashlyn 122 Ravyn 139 Ulewyn 142 Qualyn 138 Zalyn 147 Jenwyn 131 Xelwyn 145 |
Marlyn
134
Irwyn 146 Haldwyn 129 Edwyn 126 Yawyn 130 Kamlyn 132 Louryn 133 Fairlyn 127 Oldewyn 136 Dallwyn 125 Terryn 141 Vallewyn 143 Brandyn 123 |
"Which group is taller?" asked the
teacher, when the
class returned.
The students immediately set about to calculate the average heights of the two groups. They determined that the Okies were taller than the Calies by 3.6 centimeters (136.3 vs 132.7). The teacher smiled and took chalk in hand. The students watched as she crossed out a name from one of the lists and added it to the other list. "Do the calculations again," she said,
clapping the chalk
dust from her hands. "You will see that the
average heights of both
the Okies and the Calies have increased!"
|