Genesis Won One
Adapted from a narrative submitted by the admiring neighbors of
Puzzlemaster Ezra Spira Cohen of Conway, Massachusetts
Copyright 1996 by Paul Niquette. All rights reserved.
Adam and Eve
It turns out that the Biblical myth about Adam and Eve is true. Furthermore, hotshot archaeologists from the University of Massachusetts have just found their remains! 

Due to a stroke of luck, the ancient bodies have been perfectly preserved in a peat bog, complete with skin, hair, and fig leaves.

How do the archies know
it is really the original
Adam and Eve?