Adapted from a narrative submitted by the admiring neighbors of
Puzzlemaster Ezra Spira Cohen of Conway, Massachusetts
Copyright ©1996 by Paul Niquette. All rights reserved.
t turns out that the Biblical myth about Adam and Eve is true. Furthermore, hotshot archaeologists from the University of Massachusetts have just found their remains!
Due to a stroke of luck, the ancient bodies have been perfectly preserved in a peat bog, complete with skin, hair, and fig leaves.