Version 1.2 101 Doozies I've Met Copyright ©2019 by Paul Niquette, all rights reserved. |
Fifteen
years would go by before I learned the rest of that
story. Here it
is... First,
let’s go back a couple of years to 1955. As a newly
minted engineer, I joined Hughes
Aircraft as a technical instructor. There were
11 of us new grads teaching military classes on the
theory and operation of the company’s Falcon
missile guidance systems. One of
them was an exceptionally cheerful chap named Dale
Jensen. He always
seemed to be grinning and often made a honking sound
when he laughed with noisy back-drafting gasps. Dale and I
were the same age and younger than the others. They had
graduated under the GI
Bill, each with wife and most with kids. Our
offices and classrooms were in Building 114, remote
from the company headquarters in Culver
City. Taking
pity on our isolated environment, the company
arranged to install a wooden box on an office
wall. It featured a slot and a stenciled label
on the front, Suggestions
Bldg 114. As our
work went along, weeks turned to months. I got
curious about whether anybody from headquarters was
actually collecting suggestions from our box on the
wall. One
night, I used a screwdriver to open it. The box
was crammed with folded, type-written pages. All were
dated and signed by one person, Dale Jensen. The
collection produced raucous laughter from all of us
– except the author, who struggled to display a
good-natured grin. The
first suggestion was straightforward enough: “The
sink in the restroom has two separate faucets. That means
to wash one’s hands, one must use either ice cold
water or scalding hot water and nothing in between. My
suggestion is to install a mixing faucet.” The next
suggestion was dated some weeks later. A new
first paragraph was added, which pointed out that
the company should encourage hygienic practices by
its employees.
The next suggestion said that providing a
stopper for the sink might seem to be an
improvement, but for soap-free rinsing, one needs to
fill the sink and adjust the water temperature
twice, which takes more non-productive time away
from work assignments than using a mixing faucet as
previously suggested.
The type-written pages became increasingly
insistent, then indignant, and finally peevish, “The
company management obviously does not care much
about suggestions from the professional staff!” Until I
saw his grinning image on television a couple of
years later, that was about all I remembered about
Dale Jensen.
Before
the launch of Sputnik
on October 4, 1957, my technical career at Hughes
had gotten interrupted by an undeserved promotion
that took me into administrative realms and multiple
geographical relocations. More than
a dozen years later, I held a position on the
corporate staff of Xerox
in Stamford, Connecticut. During one
of my oversight visits to XDS
in El Segundo, California, I happened to drive past
Hughes Aircraft one evening and saw a man wearing a
necktie and a familiar grin riding a bicycle. Sure
enough, it was Dale Jensen. I rolled
down the window on my rental car and called out to
him. He
greeted me back, with his characteristic laugh
complete with back-drafting. Dale then
invited me to follow him home for a “grape juice.” The
Jensen residence was a stucco bungalow typical of
1950s construction in a
neighborhood with tricycles and wagons in nearly
every driveway.
Dale parked his bike in the garage next to a
workbench piled high with home projects in various
stages of completion.
He told me that his wife had taken the
children grocery shopping in the family van. “Typical
Mormon family,” he grinned. “The house
will be quiet for a while.” Dale took me
through the kitchen with cluttered drainboards,
stopping to fill two jelly glasses with grape juice,
thence onward into the living room. He cleared
toys and pillows from the furniture, and we sat
down. Dale was
a graduate of Brigham
Young
University.
I had forgotten that. We
reminisced about our teaching days in Building 114. I did not
bring up the suggestion-box incident. Neither
did he. Dale
told me the names and ages of his children, of whom
I lost count. As
you might imagine, I was quite distracted – eager to
get on to the Sputnik thing. Nevertheless,
I endured prolonged recitations of family matters
until I ran out of polite questions. I cleared
my throat… “You may
not want to talk about this, but a number of years
ago I saw you on television.” I watched
Dale for a grimace.
He grinned instead. “You’re
right, Paul, I don’t ordinarily like to talk about
it. What
do you want to know? “You
were going to jail,” I said. “It really
looked like that anyway.” “No, I
did not go to jail, but I was guilty.” Dale
Jensen laughed.
“It was all a joke, really.” “A
joke?” “Yeah,
Travis and I built that transmitter as a joke.
Travis owns the house on the corner. We both
have amateur
radio licenses – that is, I had a
radio license.
It’s a long story, Paul, but we figured that
hams all over the world were set up for monitoring
the original Sputnik satellite signals, on 20 and 40
megahertz – hey, back in those days it was still
called ‘megacycles-per-second’,
remember? Anyway,
Sputnik’s battery had gone dead after only three
weeks in orbit.
Travis and I just gave all those ham
operators something else to listen to.”
“If it was a joke,
why did they arrest you?”
“Somebody
complained to the FCC
about the signal strength was my guess.”
“Why didn’t
you just shut the dang transmitter off?” (As a
courtesy to my host, I substituted ‘dang’ for one of
my customary profanities.) “We
couldn’t shut it off, Paul. Travis and
I had lashed the thing up in a treetop in the
mountains. And
the way the transmitter was programmed, its
batteries might have lasted for months.” “Your
transmitter was ‘programmed’?” Dale
grinned. “Yeah,
it was automatically turned on for ten minutes about
once an hour, to simulate an artificial satellite
passing overhead.” “Hey,
you guys went to a lot of trouble for – well, I
would call it a prank.” About
then, Dale’s wife arrived. Marleen,
if I remember her name correctly, was a harried housewife
with frazzled coiffure, wearing a faded print dress
and lugging grocery bags in both arms. She came
into the house surrounded by more than a handful of
offspring of various ages along with neighborhood
children, presumably, all exercising their voices as
if they were in childhood training for solo operatic
performances. Dale
Jensen and I took our grape juice drinks and
conversation to the front porch. He cleared
toys and pillows from the porch furniture, and we
sat down.
“The
concept was elementary,” Dale said, quite noticeably
content to engage in techie-talk
with a former colleague. “The
transmitter itself used a 20 MHz crystal oscillator
for the input to a pentode amplifier with push-pull
triodes as base-band drivers for the antenna. The
Sputnik design
actually called for two base-bands. The other
came out of a series resonant circuit synched to the
first harmonic, producing 40 MHz as an overtone. For
switching between the two frequencies, Travis picked
up a 60-Hz buzzer in the same junk-yard where we
found the dashboard car-clock.” “The
clock was used to mimic orbital periods, am I
right?” “Yeah,
we glued a microswitch to the face of the clock with
its spring-loaded contact positioned to be flexed by
the minute hand.
The microswitch energized the solenoid of a
relay that controlled power to the whole system. The
transmitter came on slowly as the filaments heated
up, like Sputnik.” “But
when the relay dropped out, wouldn’t the signal stop
suddenly? Dale
shrugged. “Our
simulation of the orbital period was far from
perfect. Don’t
forget, Sputnik took more than 96 minutes to go
around the earth, not an hour.” “So then
you put all that stuff in a box and hauled it up to
the mountains?” “Travis and I are
Scout
masters.” Dale
gave me a grin.
“Our troops had a weekend hike scheduled with
an overnight camp-out.
While the kids were putting up their tents
near the trail-head, Travis and I took a walk in the
forest and found a pine tree with branches suitable
for climbing.” “And the
system worked, did it?” “Did it
ever! When
we got home from the camp-out, I powered up my ham
rig in the garage with its audio beat-frequency
oscillator switched on. After a few
minutes, the signal came on gradually and beeped
loud and clear – much stronger than expected. Travis and
I cheered and clapped each other on the back. In a dozen
minutes the signal stopped. We cheered
again, of course.
Travis went home and listened on his own
receiver and phoned me, laughing. We
speculated that when the F1 layer moved upward in
the ionosphere
every night, the signal might be refracted all over
the world. “Did you
ever hear from other ham operators,” I asked. Dale
became solemn.
“No. But an article appeared in CQ Amateur Radio,
and it really spooked Travis and me. It warned
readers about the kind of trouble one can get into
with the Feds by playing wireless jokes. We decided
to lay low and not submit our system design.”
“When did you find out you
were in trouble?” I asked. “A
couple of weeks went by. Travis
called me one morning and said that the signal had
gone off and was staying off. It had been
as strong as ever just the day before, but now it
was off.” “Your
box up in the tree had been found.” “No
doubt about it,” said Dale. “I
listened to the local news on KNX
and heard that the ‘Sputnik Imitator’ had been
located in a National
Forest, and now whoever was responsible for
the thing was being sought by authorities. Travis and
I were both scared to death. We agreed
that each should get legal advice right away. I called
the only lawyer I’d ever heard of, Grant
Cooper.” “Grant
Cooper. Wasn’t
he the guy who defended Carole
Tregoff?” “Yes he
was, but that was years later. Anyway, he
did something strange, I thought. He called
a friend at KTLA
with a heads-up for the coverage of my arrest. I found
out why later, but it sure seemed strange at the
time. I was most worried that my parents in Utah
would find out about it, but they didn’t.” Throughout
the
Government, Dale told me, people were not fooled for
one second by the simulated ‘resurrection’ of the
dead Soviet spacecraft. Moreover,
they were not amused by our electronic spoofing of
Sputnik, which had already precipitated a crisis
in the U.S. Indeed
the Space
Race was already getting under way. A rumor
circulated in which officials in the Pentagon
had become concerned that a Soviet agent secretly
planted some kind of radio
beacon in the Los Angeles area to provide
precise targeting for an armed spacecraft. “Any
such ‘spy-craft’ was totally unnecessary,” Dale
scoffed. “Heck,
there’s a 50,000 watt, 600-foot tower operated by
'Clear-Channel Station' KFI
that has been permanently located in Los Angeles
since the 1920s.”
As
evidenced by the clattering coming from inside the
house, dinnertime was approaching in the Jensen
household. I
really wanted to learn all about the trial of Dale
Jensen, so I invited the man himself to dinner at
his favorite restaurant, and he accepted. Dale
opened the front door and hollered at Marleen that
he would be back after dinner. I quipped
that I might become a Mormon if it means I don’t
have to get permission before changing plans of an
evening. Of
course, Dale gave me his honking laugh with
back-drafts aplenty.
Seems he was just as eager to talk as I to
listen.
In my
rental car on the way to the restaurant, Dale told
me that, as advised by his lawyer, he entered a plea
of not guilty and elected to request a
trial-by-judge not a jury. Various
governmental bodies became involved in the
investigation of the ‘Sputnik Imitator’. The FCC
played a key rôle in the courtroom drama. The FCC
witness for the prosecution testified in detail that
they dispatched a panel truck to Los Angeles
equipped with a loop antenna on top, which can be
rotated from inside the truck to determine the
relative bearing of the transmitter – ‘determine’,
that is, only during the ten minutes every hour when
the transmitter was transmitting. The truck,
of course, is confined to roadways between
transmissions, so the technicians inside the truck
must draw bearing-lines hour by hour, day after day,
night after night.
Each bearing-line must be laid out on
roadmaps using a work-table inside the truck and
marked at the exact location of the truck where it
was stopped. Dale
learned later that, while the search continued,
official progress reports were necessitated at
higher and higher levels in the Government. Eventually,
one four-star general at the Pentagon was summoned
to brief the White House staff and President Dwight
D. Eisenhower himself. Serious business,
that. During
dinner, Dale told me that the FCC investigating team
did their stalking with the
truck-mounted-loop-antenna from San
Bernardino into the mountains. At more
than one point along the way, a deep draw or a
riverbed separated the location of the stopped truck
and the transmitter. That necessitated reversing
course and driving around extra miles to find the
most appropriate hill.
Getting
closer to the transmitter, the countryside got
steeper and more rugged and, most significantly, the
investigators ran out of roadway for their truck to
drive on. Progress
was then halted while technicians drove back to
their electronics laboratory in the city. They
developed and built a portable receiver that could
be fitted within a backpack with its loop antenna
referenced to magnetic north. Days later
and appropriately equipped, the FCC investigators
resumed their search by climbing up the mountain on
foot during periods of radio silence, stopping to
take bearings from the transmitted signals and to
plot intersecting fixes on a card-table. During
one resting period, while waiting for the
transmitter to power up, the weary hikers sat down
on the hillside and munched their sandwiches. One guy
looked upward and saw glinting on a piece of wire
dangling from a pine limb – the actual antenna of
the Sputnik-spoofing system. They
summoned the FBI
forensic team, one member of which was the next
witness in Dale Jensen’s trial.
The FBI
agent described climbing high into the tree with
tools, camera and a two-hundred-foot nylon cord. He took
pictures from various angles, which were shown to
the judge. The
agent then described how he donned rubber gloves and
tied the nylon cord around the box. He cut the rope
that was tied to the tree and carefully lowered the
offending system to the ground. One of his
colleagues disconnected the dry-cells, which brought
all transmissions to a stop. Later,
in the FBI lab, the box was examined by forensic
analysts for latent fingerprints,
of which there were many. The
examiners determined that they belonged to two
people, but their identities could not be traced in
the crime files of that time. (Reminder
to readers: It was 1957, decades before there were
computers capable of scanning large databases of
fingerprints.)
FBI
investigators then disassembled the transmitter
system, piece by piece. The
handmade plywood box was painted olive drab and had
no distinguishing marks. Every
electronic component
in the transmitter system was carefully examined. People in
the courtroom laughed when the witness described a
homemade inductor coil comprising a toilet roll
wrapped in copper wire. All the rest of the parts
were commercially available from popular retail
outlets such as Radio
Shack. Except
one. The
FBI found a 20-MHz quartz crystal
oscillator which had "Hughes Aircraft" printed
on it. The next
witnessed was the inventory manager from the Hughes
Aircraft lab where Dale worked. The first
question asked by the prosecutor was, “Where do you
work, sir?” Grant
Cooper, defense attorney for Dale Jensen, jumped to
his feet. “Objection!” he shouted. “That
question is not relevant to these proceedings.” The
prosecutor and the judge were both stunned. So was
Dale Jensen. Cooper
lowered his voice and continued, “My client is
prepared to concede that the crystal oscillator was
the means by which the FBI tracked down the person
who built the transmitter. Furthermore,
my client admits that he stole the oscillator from
his employer. However,
Mr. Jensen’s employer was not involved in any of the
matters before this court.” Over our
dinner, Dale Jensen explained the legal stratagem to
me: “Before
the trial began,” he said, “a top-level executive in
Hughes Aircraft contacted Grant Cooper on behalf of
Howard
Hughes himself.
The executive adamantly demanding only one
thing -- that the name of the company was not to be
divulged in the trial." Jensen evidently kept
his job as a result of Cooper's success on that
point.
Having
no more witnesses to call, the prosecutor rested his
case. The
judge asked Mr. Cooper if he was ready to begin his
case for the defense.
He said he was prepared but requested a brief
adjournment to confer with his client The
judged granted him five minutes. Cooper
leaned close to Jensen and spoke just above a
whisper, “My advice is that we change your plea to nolo contendere.”
Dale was
bewildered. He
asked his lawyer what such a plea meant. Cooper
told him not to worry – that the prosecutor simply
had not met his burden. “There
won't be any fines to pay." he said, "and no
jail-time for sure.”
Dale grinned and gave the OK. His
attorney patted him on the shoulder and said, “I’ll
explain later.”
Cooper stood and addressed the judge, who
granted the plea change -- to the consternation of
the Federal prosecutor and his team of expert
witnesses. Dale and
I walked out of the restaurant and climbed into my
rental car. He
told me that the trial came to a quick end. The
prosecutor made only a perfunctory closing
statement. Grant
Cooper delivered a polite speech to the effect that
his client will apologize for what was intended as a
harmless prank.
Cooper pointed out that, as far as the public
is concerned, Dale Jensen has already been harshly
punished by what was depicted on television during
his arrest. Apparently
the judge agreed. As we
pulled into his driveway, I commented that only a
few hours ago Dale Jensen was actually seen (by me)
riding his bicycle out of the parking lot at Hughes
Aircraft. He
grinned ruefully and allowed himself to chuckle. “Probably
work there for the rest of my life, Paul.” Then he became
quite solemn. “That
judge ordered me to stand up in the courtroom and to
express out loud my humble apologies for
inconveniences I had caused for persons and
organizations.
Like a child, I had to promise never to do
any such thing again in the future. Finally, I
accepted full personal responsibility for
everything, so there would be no trial needed for
Travis.” The
judge pronounced a simple sentence: the loss of
Dale’s amateur radio license. “It was only a
hobby,” he said with a shrug as we walked to
his front door. We shook
hands. I
thanked Dale for sharing his story with me, then
turned to leave.
“One more thing,” he said. “Do you
know what my lawyer charged me for that one day?” “Probably
a
whole lot,” I replied. “It sure
was! That
guy sent me a bill for $500!” Standing there under his porch light,
Dale Jensen was not grinning.
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