rump

by Paul Niquette
Copyright ©1996 by Paul Niquette. All rights reserved.
 
rump n. 1. The fleshy hindquarters of an animal.  2. The human buttocks (a pious euphemism for "ass").
The first dirty joke I ever heard -- overheard, actually, in fairness to my father, who told it to his friends at an hour when he might have reasonably expected me to be asleep -- featured a pun on the word "ass," intentionally confused with "donkey." The grown-ups laughed at a line about a farmer "sitting on his ass." 
That week, I smirked when I mentioned to my mother something about sitting on my ass.  She did not laugh.  My father shushed me. "Rump," he whispered. "Sitting on your rump."
Many years later, I wrote and delivered a 10-minute keynote address entitled Metaphors of Modern Management.  After a solemn set-up in the form of a parable, the piece turns into a collection of 35 double entendres, none of which would work if I followed my father's proscription.  See for yourself by clicking here.
 
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