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During Pope John Paul's U.S. pastoral trip in 1987, a number of commemorative products sprung up. Coffee mugs, ceramic tiles, and barbeque aprons were everywhere featuring images of the Pontiff. Ace Hardware had a sale on animated lawn sprinklers inscribed with "Let us spray." There were molded cleansing agents made from the salts of vegetable fats ("Pope Soap"). My favorite included a nylon cord to be conveniently suspended on a showerhead: "Pope Soap on a Rope." Now the story... A late-night fuel-stop in Cardinal 34914 at a remote field in Nevada found the flightline closed and the FBO (fixed-base operator) unavailable until morning, which necessitated an unplanned RON (remain overnight). At the closest motel, a toothless codger with a scruffy beard handed me the room-key and a fresh towel.All right, so you had to be there. That personal memory has been vivid enough to deprive
one century-old word of its usefulness.
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